You get pizza by being direct.

Two days ago i texted josh. "please dont eat the frozen food. please eat the perishables in the fridge so they dont go to waste." i came home. opened the freezer. what was missing? the frozen pizza i planned on eating myself. dang it. but i cant say anything. beause then he will know i wanted the pizza for myself.  yesterday we got another pizza and put it in the freezer. today i come home from work and head to the freezer. whats missing?! the friggin pizza!!!!!!! so thats it. no more conspiracys. no more manipulating. i came out with it. ALL PIZZA IS AMYS!